{always check your childs' homework}

(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Smith

How FUNNY is that? I have to say that little Miss Maddie has done that to us on a few occasions. She answered a question not to long ago "what is your favorite cartoon?" Imagine my surprise when I see her answer.... "FAMILY GUY". gasp! Who let my child watch that show?! Yep... daddy did. ::grrr!::

Then on another occasion not too long ago, she wrote all the chores she did, one of them was mowing the grass. Ummm... yeah, a 6 year old is not going to be mowing the grass. I sure hope the teacher doesn't think too badly of us. ::blushing::