whose children are these?

When I take my girls to Target (aka, my happy place), they turn into children I don't know.

Actually, they turn into children I don't want to know.

They embarrass me. To death.

Payback's a b.... b.... butt..... kids....

See for yourself.








Funniest thing Katie said tonight? "Man, that is harder than I thought it would be! It used to be so easy!" Yeah, you're only.... 9 years older than the maximum age limit.